Ever wondered where that 50y old horny Blue Smurfs been hanging?

By the way ever wondered where that 50y old horny Blue Smurfs been hanging? and why he is Blue?
Well first up I thought he was calling in to get on the piss with my Drunken Sons until I caught him with my Beer Holder.

The Smurfs

The storylines tend to be simple tales of bold adventure. The cast has a simple structure as well: almost all the characters look essentially alike — mostly male, very short (just "three apples tall"^[5]), with blue skin, white trousers with a hole for their short tails, white hat in the style of a Phrygian cap, and sometimes some additional accessory that identifies a personality (For instance, Handy Smurf wears overalls instead of the standard trousers, a brimmed hat, and a pencil above his ear).

Now this pissers me off, this Smurf really is having a "bold adventure."
With my Beer Holder!! He suckles until he is Blue all over.
Is nothing fucken sacred !!!!!!!